I’m a girl, and I’m just trying to find a nice, funny, and outgoing guy who wants to play with me! I’m not talking sex. I’m talking about random and spontaneous dates where we actually DO something and have FUN. Climb a hill, throw a ball, learn how to speak Russian, I don’t care! I’m bored, and I just want to get out there and not waste my college years sitting at home. So if any of you guys are interested, like or comment on this and I’ll totally add you!

If my roommate eats all my cookies that my mom made, I will have to hurt him.

Kind of bummed out that I didn't join tennis intramural, hopefully there are a lot of people that play anyway?

This morning I was doing my hair in the bathroom of my dorm floor while I saw the biggest spider ever in the sink. I then sprayed it with hairspray... It's still alive... but it's hair looks FAAABULOUUUUSS!!!!!!

My ex just moved to Tennessee but has cheated on her current bf with me and tells me how she wishes it was like it used to be and hopes someday we get back together. I almost feel bad for him but not quite. Sorry not sorry.

Shout out to the cute guy who sits next to me in Anthropology. I will eventually ask for your number :)

I only want a relationship so I can have lots of sex and it not be frowned upon. (Yes I'm a girl)

Guys, if you ask for a girl's number and she tells you right away that she's currently in a relationship, then don't act offended that she said so! Be thankful that she didn't lead you on... I'm looking at you, E.R.