So today my friend and got a little crazy today. This guy down my hall was day drinking today and got a little hungover. We proceeded to spray him with shaving cream in his bed. While my friend covered him with shampoo, I covered him with his toothpaste. My friend then proceeded to throw a cookie at him covered in toothpaste. Sorry not sorry, it was pretty dam funny.

I've met a lot of really cool people in college! But I haven't made any close friends...not close enough that they'd invite me to what ever plans they had going on on a Friday night....I feel really lame sitting in my dorm by myself but how am i suppose to go out if people don't invite me? i don't want to be the annoying person that invites themselves...what am i doing wrong here!?

Lol to the asshole who said he felt like he couldn't have an intellectual conversation with me. #dick #middlefingerup

I want the D and I want it a lot. I have a boyfriend but he only gives it to me when he wants to. Is it wrong of me to want to surprise him with a blow job out of no where?? If I did that I am sure he would turn me down!

Every day after school when I get home, take a dump and then lay on my bed for hour. I lead such an exciting life :(

I never lived on campus and was somewhat of a hermit during my freshman year. Now that it's my sophomore year I am trying to change that but it's so hard!

Who in their right mind leaves gum in the fucking shower?!?! SO fucking gross.. To the girls on the 4th floor of Oak Ridge.. We're girls.. maybe we should act a little more like it. Hair on the walls and gum in the shower.. is not classy at all. Way to make the rest of the floor look like slobs!

I am bisexual, and finally starting to come to terms and become more open about it. The type of people I am into is simple. I like beautiful people, beautiful human beings. Regardless of gender. Like this and I will add you. :)