I took out my tampon and squirted all over the floor in the bathroom.

Any girls wanting to play GTA 5?!

To the guy in the elevator in Towers South going to the 7th floor whom I talked with about relationship drama, I think you're super chill and we should hangout, I'm in the overflow a few floors up. Like this please! :)

I think my girlfriends roommate is into me, just wish she would give me an obvious sign so I could know.

For some reason, my roommate and I were discussing sex. I told my roommate that I'd never had sex before and she seemed sort of shocked, which is a normal reaction. After a while she looked at me and I said "I can change that." My first thought was that she was going to hook up with someone (a sort of one night stand thing), but all of a sudden she pulled a strap on dildo out of her desk drawer. My first reaction was no way! But, she starting stripping and it sort of turned me on. It was the weirdest thing because it was like a I was actually having sex. She turned me on. I was wet and then she made sure I was ready. She said she would take it really slow and she did. After she inserted it, she banged me really hard! It was like nothing I'd ever felt before! So, thank you roommate! I will never feel the same about you again, but thank you!

I got head from a ginger last year...they really have no souls

Never promise someone forever

I'm so good at handing out compliments...just wish i was better at receiving them.