I can't stand people who ride their bikes with no hands EVEN when their hands are fucking free.

Pretentious asses.

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To the girl sitting by the stairs in Davies today (9/17 around 4:40) wearing a leopard print shirt and has a nose ring. You are one of the prettiest girls I've seen on campus! If I didn't have to go to class I would have introduced myself. I would like to find out who you are!

I smoke in my grandma's basement all the time because she doesn't realize what the smell is.

my roommate and i pretend gummy worms are weiners and stare at each other and pretend to give them blow jobs lol ;)

I wish i had a girlfriend that would do anal with me and then later shit on my dick...
now thats fucked

I always get stuck going for guys that only want to sleep with me. If i don't sleep with them they lose interest, quickly. I don't want to be used just for sex and continue to draw males in for that reason only.. But at the same time i'm sexually frustrated. Do you see my problem.

Over the summer my girlfriend and I broke up, and I immediately started seeing 2 girls at the same time, quickly adding a 3rd into the mix. After a month of this, I became so disgusted with myself that I ended things with all three. Since then anytime a girl starts to invest more than casual interest in me I immediately sabotage it, because I don't trust myself to engage in a healthy relationship anymore.

My roommate just discussed rooming again next year, looks like I actually didn't scare them away! #feelinghappy