A while ago I had a dream that two of my roommates tried to kill me..

Is it bad that the first thing I've ever masturbated to was the Diary of Anne Frank?

I gave a freshmen a mean facial lastnight! Kinda felt bad about it, but she was okay with it! :)

Today I had the shittiest day, after getting dumped by my girlfriend of 3 years and having shit myself in the middle of my lecture, I wanted to cool off by playing some b-ball, then suddenly, I saw a couple of guys they were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood, I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and now I'm moving with my uncle and my auntie in Bel-Aire.

Walking down the hill today I saw a fine Ass Mexican Asian Black Girl who was wearing yoga pants and all I have to say is I want to stick it in your bum hole

My friend said something very mean to try and prove a point and make it "stick in my head". Well congratulations. It stuck.... More than you know..

I'm so happy to say that I finally found my true love here in Eau Claire.








Beer.

Guy on second floor of the library wearing the blue hat backwards and grey shirt that says bluegold lacrosse. You are so handsome and I wish I knew you and you're really distracting me from my paper I have to write.