Sometimes at night, when nobody is around I uh... I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball...

Me when I'm walking up the hill:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG2zyeVRcbs

I have the biggest dilemma in Wisconsin.... I cheer for both the Badgers and the Gophers. As well as the Vikings and the Packers. And if Wisconsin had a pro hockey team, I'm pretty sure I'd be a fan of both the Wild and whatever the hell Wisconsin would have...the Loggers? The Miners? Anyway, what the hell is wrong with me.

All I want is a big black dick.

I want to work-out, but my fear of being judged keeps me solidly on the couch.

I have issues when it comes to food, and I can't seem to get it under control. I'll binge eat for a few days and then I won't eat at all for a few days. I just keep going on this seesaw of extremes. I want to be healthy, I just find it so hard to get on the right road.

I'm an introvert so I have a really hard time making and then KEEPING friends. It's too exhausting being around people that can't be funny AND serious and want to have deep conversations. I like to just sit around and talk about everything and laugh about poop and immature things but then talk about LIKE FEELINGS and shit you know. I just need friends that'll stick around me and not go off the second they find someone else they know. Idk man. Just not digging my current shit.

I saw a car accident today where some dick pulled out in front of me and the car driving the opposite way hit him. I felt really bad for the girl who hit him because it wasn't her fault. I circled back around to see if they were ok but the road was too busy to pull over. By the time I found a place a cop was there. I wish i could of done more...