Friday, 20 September 2013 06:39 PM
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Today I learned the four most essential things you need to be happy in life.
1. Penises
2. Pussies (both of them)
3. Band
4. Chocolate
Friday, 20 September 2013 06:24 PM
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i think women should approach men just as much as men approach women in society
Friday, 20 September 2013 06:14 PM
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I talk to myself so much I've started treating myself as a separate entity. I'm talking to myself more, in full conversations, around other people lately. Some laugh, the rest take a few more steps away from me.
Friday, 20 September 2013 06:07 PM
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Purely from reading posts and comments, [redacted] seems like an asshole. I think I'll hock a lugie on his face for the shitty things he says when he comments on people's posts. If I ever find him. You've been warned! :D
Friday, 20 September 2013 05:35 PM
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Since when did the bathroom become the cool place to hang out? I need to poop in private!
Friday, 20 September 2013 05:22 PM
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Sam, let me sit on your face and drive your wagon.
Friday, 20 September 2013 05:21 PM
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I'm that dick who won't let you into my lane. Why? You knew! You knew what lane you needed to be in, and yet you tried to scoot up a spot or two in the line by switching over. Well guess what, now you are in the back of the line you impatient disrespectful jerk.
Friday, 20 September 2013 04:57 PM
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i fucking hate all the girls on the third floor towers south! the worst one is [redacted] good lord they suck!