The other day I woke up next to, quite possibly, the ugliest girl I've ever seen since I came outta the womb. Bitch looked like a fuckin wildebeast. You know so at first, I'll be honest, I thought to myself. I fucked up. Bad. But then I remembered, YOLO. I don't give a fuck!

Stoned as fuck playing gta in my boxers with muh nigga

shout out the indiana jones preaching the lord. *clapping #sarcastic

You know, it's already annoying enough when those Bible nazis come on campus talking a bunch of nonsense. But having your children come with and blindly hand out your propaganda to us and essentially using them as a marketing gimmick? C'mon man. That's not even cool at all. Don't be bringing your kids into your bullshit hater lifestyle.

http://memegenerator.net/instance/41541412

I'm a freshman girl who was kind of "popular" in high school, so this whole not having any friends in college thing is a lot to get used to. I hate it

To the long hair burnette girl who was wearing combat boots and leather jacket today.. I Am Coming For You! I realize you were on the back of another guys black Rrocket so to the dude driving.. Game On! Nothing like the chase

i need some good guy friends, like ones where we can just hang out, talk about our life, and just have fun.