To the guy in Davies today 9/24 at 11am with the grey hat and black underarmor hoodie n black shorts watching ESPN you are fine!

This is a public warning...I'd advice no one to go in the 2nd floor library bathroom for at least 15-20 minutes. My apologies

I had sex on a roof last night.

Tim is a bad ass.

This isn't a confession, but I found a stuffed cow on Putnam trail that was just sorta thrown to the side. I cleaned him or her up as best as I could, but it still smells faintly of dead fish. If the owner would like to claim this cute little cow, describe it in a comment so I know it's yours and I'll message you so I can deliver him or her back to his or her rightful owner. The cow was in a weird position, as if it was thrown away, so I'm hoping the owner is okay and I didn't just steal evidence from a crime scene. I also have an earring if anyone lost one.

I think Cody that works in the cafeteria is super got but I don't want to tell him mostly cuz I don't know how to

I wanna have sex with Dallis W she's beautiful

Who the fuck decided that this school needed another anonymous posting site? The Secret Admirer's page, the Shit my Professor says page, and this page all serve specific purposes. How is a "secrets" page going bring anything new? How is a secret different from a confession?--it's just all going to be the same shit. Why?? Gah! fucking first world problems. Rant over.