Tuesday, 24 September 2013 03:19 PM
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1. Put your tongue back in your mouth, it doesn't make your chin look smaller.
2. Your face is orange.
3. Most importantly, you drive a Toyota Celica. Not a Porsche. If you quit taking car selfies you wouldn't be on your fourth car.
Tuesday, 24 September 2013 02:51 PM
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To that mother fucker with the ugly ass pants, potato sack shirt, tiny ass backpack and scraggly damn beard: You are beautiful and I love you.
Tuesday, 24 September 2013 02:48 PM
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there are some cuuuute guys that live on 1N in govs.
Tuesday, 24 September 2013 02:28 PM
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There's this girl I met, and I immediately fell for her. She's beautiful and she's awesome person. Of course, she's got a boyfriend. I tried to keep her out of my mind, but I cant stop thinking about her. Help.
Tuesday, 24 September 2013 02:20 PM
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To the girl who was in the McPhee gym around noon today with the black t-shirt and teal spandex shorts, I wish I had the balls to approach you! You are straight gorgi!
Tuesday, 24 September 2013 02:12 PM
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Last night I decided to go smoke weed at Coles house for the first and at first I was fine and then I started feeling fatigue. I started passing out .. And as I was passing he tried poking my butthole . I woke up and ran several miles to my house . What a night
Tuesday, 24 September 2013 02:08 PM
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So my buddy cole said today that big dogs get him so horny then he goes back and fucks his girlfriend doggy style..what am I suppose to do or say
Tuesday, 24 September 2013 02:00 PM
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To the guy who got hit riding his bike on State Street this morning: I hope you're doing ok, dude.