You work in Putnam, but don't live there, and that's fine. But please don't yell at or try to control the tv or make residents of Putnam feel uncomfortable. You can leave. Please do bc this is ,my home for the year. You pay rent elsewhere.... Please go there.

There's too many gorgeous people on campus. I am appalled by the number of people that strut around this place like they're hot shit, because they are! It has to be dangerous to put so many attractive males and females in one condensed location... I am requesting higher application acceptances from ugly people. We need to balance the yin and yang or shit is going to go down.

I will kiss you, I promise.

I absolutely despise math, and I'm pretty sure that I bombed a quiz that was supposed to be simple.

I laugh so hard at all the posts about the military men on campus because most of those dudes aren't even in until they graduate college and get commissioned as officers. I get they have to wear their uniforms one day a week but I still laugh...

Good job for going to college and intending on joining, though. Seriously, props.

PS. The douchebags who wear their uniforms who are NOT in ROTC and not on a day when they are supposed to need to GTFO. Unless you're on orders you're not supposed to wear that shit and you know better. You're still a private, no one who knows anything is impressed. Also, I report all of you to your command. Your name and unit patch gives you away. Respect yourself and you won't have to explain to your commander why the fuck you're in fatigues during class.

Also, stop talking about your "military experience." Boot is not a deployment. You sound like an ass.

Sincerely,

An old Marine who doesn't have time for your shit.

The blonde girl in my ECON 8am, who let me use your pen today, thanks and you are beautiful. I wish I knew your name!!!

Any sporty girls out there looking for some action with another sporty girl? Dont be shy and I won't be either:)

Are there people who would pay me to wrap gifts for them? Especially around the holidays?