to the guy who was showing his mad yo-yo skills outside davies by the little bridge today... you are so cool if you would have broken your concentration you would have caught me staring at you. i didn't even mind watching you try to get the knot out. may i have your babies?

I just want a guy that doesn't care that I just polished off a Chipotle burrito, a large order of Chili Cheese Fries, and a chocolate malt...

I used to smoke weed, but havent in a while. It seems like there are no pothead here

I used to smoke pot alot back home. However, I'm not close to home anymore and lost all my connects. Where can I get some bud around campus?

Geography teacher thinks he knows everything. Oh yeah, he also thinks he is a professional writing and downgrades you for pointless shit. Overall great teacher. not

To the cute little blond girl in yoga pants and a black jacket walking out of hibbard around noon today (9//25), you were coughing and looked so tired and sad. I hope you feel better!!

I awkwardly got hit by a biker this morning...dropped my bagel and it was during the busiest part of the morning where everyone is walking to class. I'm finding a new route to class...

To that girl I see everyday around noon out in front of the old library with the dreads, you are amazingly gorgeous!