Instead of going to class for the mid term review... I stayed in my room and rolled an after test celebratory blunt...

To the guy riding down the hill on his longboard today while sitting and then ducking back at the gate-thing and then just getting up and nonchalantly changing to the standing position, I appreciate you. You made my day with those mad skills.

My roommate and I just meowed for two minutes straight.

My bio teacher told us we do not have any homework next week because of the test, I almost told him I loved him to his face

I'm a freshman this year, and I'm in a relationship with my boyfriend of 2 years, and I really love him, but I really want to have sex with a girl, I watch lesbian porn all the time, its the only thing that can get me super wet, so I want to experience it, but I don't know anyone around here and I'm really shy

The kid in the blue shirt with the SnapBack at the cabin right now, you're super cute and I wish I had the confidence to come talk to you.

To bikers at towers, stop locking your bikes in such a shitty manner. I know this doesn't apply to all, but nothing pisses me off more when I get to my bike that has two or three other bikes caught on its chains or crammed in the same slot my bike is in. It's not that fucking hard to lock your bike in a neat way. I'm storing my bike somewhere else.

The girl who was working in the book store on the second floor with dark hair and a light blue shirt, you are really cute