To the rude person who plays that annoying ass saxophone on 4th floor Putnam, consider playing somewhere else. While some people actually try and get shit done, that's all we can hear is you playing that same song over and over. If you're going to play, do it somewhere where you won't bother others. Or at least learn a new song.

I have the worst farts right now... Damn veggies..

To the girl wearing all red floor length skirt... Stop wearing it because you can see your cellulite through it. Thanks.

Dear chem 103.008,

Thank you for having so many beautiful women.

Sincerely,
I love chemistry...now

All these people posting about making eye contact with someone....what the fuck? Who cares?! For real though..I made eye contact with your mom last night and you don't see me bragging about it

There was an attractive man on a bike turning onto Clairemont from University drive around 5:15 today. I believe you nodded at me when I drove by. All I can say is keep doing what you're doing and if you ever want coffee... I'm around(:

Yup. At this point having a drink is way more imortant than doing homework.. Here's to a thirsty Thursday.

Last weekend I made out with a girl that was a complete stranger. She came up to me 3 different times wanting to make out, so I went along with it. Little did she know, I was gay. :) sorry honey