How do you get into the rub club of the EC tennis team and why are all the EC tennis guys so hot?

I was going to be done studying for the night but then a hot guy came into the room I'm in so I figured I could probably do a bit more work tonight :)

Chase b, braxton p, and dillion j on the fourth floor of Sutherland are so attractive. it's like man candy central up there. Dayummm. :D

I find the gay BMB drum major very hot...

I don't talk to any 4th floor Putnam girls. Not only because they seem to have attitude problems... But one of those girls poops and I am not going to risk it

i HATE eating with my friends who are girls here, because they all talk about how the caf is going to make them fat or they didn't work out today so they can't eat much or how they "just aren't hungry." i just feel like i'm surrounded by insecure girls who censor themselves around each other. i'm the biggest one out of all of us, not overweight either, but simply healthy. it's kind of sad, and i feel a little bad for them that they're so insecure. but it's seriously so annoying. PUT SOME MEAT ON YOUR BONES AND GET HEALTHY.

I had sex with a girl heavier than the doors at Davies last night :(

Sometimes, I put the first knuckle of my thumb up my girlfriend's butthole. I hope it'll lead to other things...but it probably won't :-(