micky is so not single because if he ways i would ask him out

I know you all live by the phrase, "I am woman, hear me roar", but must you all cuntinue to walk side my side when there are a shit ton of you? I want to uphold the laws of this great country, and people really work hard on maintaining the grass, so I would appreciate it if people would let everyone use the sidewalk so the grass doesn't get stepped on. If you think about it, everyone wins.

I really need a new group of people to hang out with... the friends I used to hang with just aren't really good friends to have (they talk constantly behind each others back and are always complaining how people are never nice to them) and id really like to meet some genuinely nice people here. I'm sick of not having trustworthy people in my life.

My life is so messed up right now. I want a million different things and seem to be making one bad decision after another, I wish someone would come into my life and change all that. Change me.

Whenever I want frozen custard I miss Zestys. Green Bay area people know what Im talking about. Chocolate elephant tracks all the way!

I have been single for 4 years. No dates, no flirting, no kisses, no sex. Nothing. Friends tell me I look good but I'm a little more realistic. I want to stay optimistic, but it is tough. Also, the gay guys on campus are gorgeous, which sadly, I am not.

I can't wait until this year's Eau Queer Film Festival!

I know people are judging me when I'm super out of breath when I get up the hill. I have severe asthma, so walking up the hill is very difficult for me. I can hardly breathe, okay! Stop assuming I'm a lazy ass. You'd be this out of breath too if you had severe asthma.