Saturday, 28 September 2013 02:47 PM
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Was really drunk on Water Street last night and my friends left me. I almost went to some engaged mom's house with her entourage of creepy guy friends. Thank goodness I had to pee badly so i reconsidered getting in the car with the strangers.
Saturday, 28 September 2013 02:38 PM
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To the group of hockey players that invited us to Dooley's...thank you for making our day. Hopefully we will run into you again because you were very good looking!
Saturday, 28 September 2013 02:38 PM
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I pee in weird places on this campus...
Saturday, 28 September 2013 02:32 PM
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I have lots of one night stands, but the truth is I hate one night stands. I always want it to amount to something more, even a friendship, but it seems I'm just not worth bothering.
Saturday, 28 September 2013 01:52 PM
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Girls are so cruel man, Always holding down a brotha, like the other night I holla to this girl "Aye baby you shit wit dat ass?", she looks back and slaps me. Fucking women problems man.
Saturday, 28 September 2013 01:50 PM
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I'm the guy on the 3rd floor of Putnam who took a shit in the 4th floor's shower. I'm on 3E, you'll never get me.
Saturday, 28 September 2013 01:48 PM
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My girlfriend only lets me get forearm deep in, how can I convince her to let me get shoulder deep in her?
Saturday, 28 September 2013 01:46 PM
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There I was, balls deep into this fucking chick, things were escalating fast as hell, suddenly she cries out "STOP, HAMMER TIME", it turns out this girl I've been fucking the whole time was god damn MC Hammer.