I have a talent for writing very graphic material about sex. I literally could have wrote the book 50 Shades of Grey, but I'm ashamed to admit this to my family and friends so I will probably never pursue this career.

I need more friends here! I just moved here so I'm not expecting friends to come right away but I just want to find people to hang with. Go to the ropes course, head downtown for some drinks, movie nights, ya know? Guys or girls welcome, I'm just ready to have some fun!

The girls on my floor scream like they're being attacked all the time. I'm really afraid that if something ever does happen, I'll be too desensitized to react.

Sometimes when I walk across the foot bridge, I just want to jump off to see if anyone would try to stop me..

I wish people would learn how to park their bikes. Seriously--do you have to lock it up on the very end/outside of the rack and block the path so other people have to lift their bikes to get them out?! There are other spaces! It's not rocket science, people!

I'm a lesbian. My roommate has no idea, so when she talks to me about men I try not pretend like I'm interested and that I also enjoy men. She's trying to set me up with a guy, I want to tell her the truth, but she's gonna think I'm a freak and I really don't feel like reliving high school..

I have DMT. Time for a spiritual rebirth/the most insane trip possible, ever.

Sometimes it's the little things that piss me off the most. For example, if I'm right behind you when we are both about to walk through the same door and you don't hand hold the door so I can grab it so it doesn't slam in my face, that makes me a bit angry. Also, if I'm walking up the stairs and about to exit the stairs through a doorway and you make me have to wait so you can walk through the doorway to go on the stairs (especially if there are like 15 of you together) without any apology, I might get a little upset. Sometimes I wish the students on this campus had a bit more courtesy .