I hate sitting through long classes and having to hold my farts in. It makes my stomach hurt!

There is a guy in my Oceanography class at noon MW&F that is so cute! He always sits near the back next to a blonde kid that wears a headband. Anyway he is seriously adorable, every time our crazy prof says something he smiles and I die. So backwards hat kid with the dark hair that was wearing a flannel today, I thought you should know I see you ;) Keep doing what you're doing

There's a couple I see around campus all the time, she has brown hair with pink in it, and he has gauged ears and a snapback. Let me just say they're the most adorable couple I've ever seen, they're always smiling and whenever she's talking he just looks at her like the only girl in the world. If you two end up reading this, I hope you know you give me hope!

Steven G, I have to say that you had a wonderful reading presentation, even if you didn't get a Facebook post about it.

Dear UWEC Men's Hockey Team: Thank you for being so attractive

I took 4 times the recommended dosage of acetaminophen today . . . 2000mg . . . the pain was too unbearable!

Alright guys, looking for a little advice. I really like the guy I sit next to in class...any suggestions for how I pursue this without coming off as overbearing or annoying? I think he might like me too and we've started talking a little bit, but I want to get to know him better! From my personal experience, making the first move usually doesn't end up going too smoothly...

That moment when you go on upper campus for once as an upperclassman just to score acid, then take it right infront of your old hall director. Thanks for that cig dude it hit the spot