Shout out to the girls having a rough day! Messy buns, sweatshirts, yoga's, and no make up is ironically sexy.

I can't wait to get out of the dorms because my roommate is super annoying and I can't stand her. But she has no idea.

Short people are disgusting. I can hear your short walking from a 100 feet away. Don't you think you should become taller? Is it really that hard to grow a couple inches??

As someone who used to use the excuse of being obese because of genetics, which I was told by multiple doctors, I can tell you, while weighing 110 pounds lighter than I did, that genetics is nothing when you truly want to lose the weight. Just gotta set your mind to it.

I'm a girl and I really need a smoking buddy to smoke herbs with every night. It gets lonely!

I really have to poop. But my roommates have their friends over right now. :(

A Disney movie marathon sounds great about now

I just want a drinking buddy that doesn't go to parties. Like I just want to chill out in a dorm with a few good friends and just get drunk.