Every girl literally says this before going out on the weekend, "I want to look slutty but not trashy."

I feel really bad for the sorry SOB walking in front of me that was wearing flip flops through the puddle by the library.

Every girl's voice sounds the same on the phone to me. If I accidentally say "I love you" because your voice sounds like my gf's/ex's or if I call you Mom, be prepared for awkwardness....

I need a guy to just hangout with, play video games, and talk to! I had tons of guy friends in high school its really strange to not have any here! so like this up and ill add you! :)

Yes, blonde girl in the library this morning (oct 4) making eye contact with me, you were quite attractive.

Back to posting things not related to being fat or skinny... I want a cute guy fuck buddy...(I'm a guy)

I am in a serious relationship and love my boyfriend unconditionally.... I would NEVER cheat... but I really want the guy who sits next to me in calc to keep flirting with me... am I a bad person because I'm leading him on? I just want to know at least one other guy in the world thinks I'm attractive and fun...

I swallow.