When I have my period my boyfriend and I just lay down towels and go at it anyway. Y'all are pussies.

I am so jealous of people that can play the guitar. I started a yr ago but my instructor sucked so i quit. I really want to teach myself. anyone know of a good way to do that? any websites that migbt help?

I'm a straight freshmen girl and roll model is RuPaul is that weird?

I would love to go to the AAUW used booksale next Saturday at the eau Claire expo center but I could use a ride. Anyone else planning on going?

My roommate is gone for the weekend, and I would love to hang out with a pretty girl and have some fun. Otherwise i'll probably just jerk off a lot.

Pretty sure i'm the best person in EC at banging random hotties

To anybody that is hating on fat people, let me tell you a story... I was always the fat kid, all through elementary school I was not only given shit, but literally FORCE FED IT because I looked like the original Augustus Gloop from Willy Wonka. I worked my ass off, I played all the sports I possibly could, I jogged for miles at a time, but at the end of the day I was still a fatass.

All the way through High School. I dieted to no avail, going so far as to cut out all sugar from my diet and go strict paleo, still a chubby dude...

To this very day, I powerlift 5 days a week, swim laps 3 days a week, walk daily and diet rigorously. STILL A FAT DUDE!

ONE MINOR DETAIL THOUGH: my heart is abnormally strong, my blood pressure is near perfect, I am in pristine fighting condition, and above all else? I'm still always going to be an Endomorph. So, just remember, you can hate on me because I'm a chubby guy, but you and I BOTH know if you saw me in real life, I'd be the last person you would mess with because it's plain as day that I have the strength and stamina to tear you apart limb from limb if I were so inclined.

But, little do you realize, I wouldn't do that... You want to know why?

Because I'm not like you... I don't tear people down to boost my self esteem. And as much as you probably don't want to believe it, this also makes me a much more attractive person than you.

I feel like the 3rd wheel everywhere I go, and everybody hates me wherever I go. I don't even know why I live anymore, I'm such a useless person and there's nothing I do that anybody likes or that anybody can't do better than me. I question my very existence on a nightly basis, I don't know what to do. :(