I was walking out of Towers this evening, I want to say around 6:30. I had a brief interaction with a guy smoking a cigarette. I was the one with the kid, and I just wanted you to know you were really attractive, and if you were ever interested in getting coffee or even just a smoking buddy, I'm around(:

At the taco place, I saw this cute blonde, I think her name was Carissa or something. Man, she had the body of a gymnast, hot and all that! Baby, meet me at the taco place on Friday at noon!

Hey, you. I don't know you're name, or perhaps don't remember it (sorry if that's the case!) but since the beginning of the semester we've met three times and each time you've said 'Hey' to me with a smile and I've said 'Hey' back with a smile as well. The first time was meeting at that intersection on State St.; you were crossing and headed towards Hibbard while I was crossing on my way to my car, and we said 'Hey' as we crossed in the middle of the crosswalk. Second time was on a Wednesday around 11:20am also on that same sidewalk alongside the Hibbard parking lot. Third time was on a Sunday round 7pm on that sidewalk leading to/from the houses to Davies and going right alongside Phillips as you were walking towards the street/houses and I was walking towards Davies. All I know is that you're female and you have blonde hair... so, not much lol. Since I have no idea when or if I'll see you again, if you see this, please let me know if you're a friendly student willing to make a new friend, or if you are somebody who I should know and am just not recognizing for some reason. Thank you!!!

I am constructing a dildo cannon to fend off fiends of freakish ways

I've always really wanted a gay guy friend :(
Shopping gossip wine nights ugh

My professor makes me question my choice in majors everyday and I graduate within the year

I hate girls right now. They all keep telling me what a great guy I am and how I'm going to make someone really happy, but whenever I show interest in one of them they say they just want to be friends. Why is it so damn hard?

I farted in Towers today.....and they thought it was poisonous gas hahah