That Wieser guy's campaign made me remember how great of a band Weezer is. #WeezerForKing. #IlookjustlikeBuddyHolly

I like homecoming week because when I'm out there doing all the homecoming things, It's sooo much easier to talk to all you hot girls.

I'm voting for Seth K. Hale because he's NOT IN THE STATESMEN

I'm voting for Seth K. Hale because he's got dat ass.

I just want to say this. FUCK YOU. I broke up with you for a reason now get off my ass. Now someone hand me a cigarette and give me a cute boy to kiss and I'll be a-okay.

Attention all negative Nancy and Nelly's of homecoming.... loosen up!!! It is supposed to be a fun and school spirited week. Smile, say hello to the people campaigning. Take the candy, it honestly doesn't take that much effort. Some of the candidates put so much work and effort into this and want to make your day! So just have fun with this week! And for those of you still being negative, crack a beer, or in your case ten and LOOSEN UP! Happy homecoming EC!

Dear people of my dorm, the weird noises you hear coming from my room is just me on Skype...being a total weirdo.

Sometimes I just really like to touch my butt.