Today I had to slow down for my girlfriend because she said "a girl can only handle so much pleasure." Well then ;)

I voted for Joe #jg4king

I can't stand this person who sits behind me in one of my classes. They constantly ask the professor "Wait, should I write this down?" when he writes notes on the board. Uhhh no... he's just writing down the notes for his own pleasure and are of no importance to you at all..

To the two dudes in the car who asked if I was OK after the douche in the white car almost ran me over on Sunday while I was walking across Water Street -- thanks. I'm alright. I was just a little pissed that driver didn't know how to brake at a red light.

Shout out to the pretty blonde in front of Dooley's saying hello passing by today. Wouldn't mind getting to know a girl like you.

I’m voting Alyse for homecoming queen because of her beautiful, confidant, and vibrant personality. She’s been a HUGE inspiration to me. She’s encouraged me to extricate myself from self-doubt: To love my body and my uniqueness, and to live each day with confidence. Alyse is more than amazing: She’s an incredible role model. Thank you, Alyse, for being you!

Jake T is a sexy piece of man. See you in Oceanography tomorrow stud ;)

My apologies for being "that-bitch-who-walked-in-the-bike-lane" in front of Haas just now, 3:10pm 10/8. To the biker who swerved: feel free to throw an expletive at me next time (but thanks for not!).