Who's the cute guy who works at The Caf? Because damn.

If I get friend zoned one more time I'll probably just become gay

I've avoided getting to far into any relationship because I have a small Johnson and last like 30 secs, it's actually kinda funny my situation is really close to that lonely island song, except I'm not laughing because I don't want any girl to want to deal with that when they can have a guy who can actually satisfy them in bed, so I'll just be single forever, better than getting laughed at for something I can't help.

Shout out to the guy in a blue tank top riding his long board to Schneider Hall around 12 today (10/9). You were looking fine as hell!

To the Blonde girl with the yellow bag, purple cardigan/sweater, and was walking up the hill around 10:20 this morning (10/09),

Thank SO much for asking if I was ok when I wiped out on the hill this morning!! I over slept and was late for a study group with my friends.I was super embarrassed, but that went away as soon as I knew you were genuinely concerned. Thank you!! =)

Sincerely,
Faith is restored in Humanity

I find it really attractive when guys bite their nails.

I wanna go to a dance party really bad.

I'm a freshman girl looking for a new roommate next semester. I like to have fun but I know when I have to get my shit done and I want to live with someone who is the same way. My roommate this semester just doesn't care about me or anything at all really. Any girls out there in the same situation? I'm desperate.. :(