Emily from 2nd floor Sutherland (I think) you're the most adorable girl ever and I wish I knew you better!

There's nothing more than I want than to fall in love...and I'm a guy.

I'd like to know who vandalized Haas and the bridge with cats and the word "VANDAL?" so I can punch you in the sack/tits/sensitive genital area. You have no right to violate something that has such a legacy here. And think of the janitors/ workers that have to work to clean up your "fun." It makes me sick.

I work at Telefund, and there's a coworker of mine that I really want to talk to. But I have absolutely NO idea what to say to him. #telecrush

The Statesmen with the brown hair and glasses with the dark blue shirt on... I wish I knew your name you were soo cute!

Am I the only one who's excited for Metalocalypse?

I'm in the mood to do something epic this weekend, but i have no idea what/where to go!

To the fella who was holding the door open for the torrents of folks flowing into Hibbard around 2 today: way to rock the kindness, man.