To the lady I saw at Racy's today (Thursday) around 1:40 with a John Lennon shirt, I had to leave soon after you got there, but I felt that I should tell you that you are the cutest thing ever. Your blonde friend in a hat was also really pretty. Maybe this belongs on secret admirers, but whatever.

10th floor Towers North is home to some of the most attractive people on campus.

Ana that works in Hilltop, you are really adorable and your smile always brightens up my day!! :)

I hate people who hate on the mentally challenged. I saw a kid with a handicap drop his books and these 5 upperclassmen girls laughed and kicked his books. Fuck off. You're not cute. You're just straight up bitches. He's a sweetheart. He thanked me and told me this wasn't the first time. This is why I have no faith in society anymore.

I hate dance parties because jumping up and down with a fist in the air looks so ridiculous. Judge me, it's my opinion, mate.

Did anyone else think the cheer team did an awesome job last night? You guys were awesome and a good looking bunch. It makes me wish that I would have had the guts to try out (I'm a guy). Go Blugolds!

Dear Roommate,
It is not necessary to have you alarm go off any more than twice to get up in the morning, so when it goes off 2,3,4 sometimes 5 times I want to punch you in your face. Do you not realize that you live with another person? Be respectful. Turn off your alarm and get your ass out of bed and go to class. Just because you are entirely on financial aid doesn't mean you shouldn't value your education. You make me want to throw a brick at your head. Would that wake you up. K thanks! Rant over.

Prozac can't even help how shitty I feel.