I'm torn between ending things with you because frankly, some days you just annoy the shit out of and we are two completely different people, and staying with you because I enjoy the sex THAT MUCH. The struggle is real.

I always see this blonde guy that always wears a flat brimmed hat, a plaid shirt, and skinny jeans. Whoever you are, damn you are fine!

To the guy named Matt working at the cafe, for some reason when you were serving me, you sound really happy and it made me really happy too and you sir made my day! Keep being happy! It's so nice to have pleasant people like you :)

I can't control my horny. It always strike on me when I am alone.. I need sexy girls to please me. Sigh..

I have a lot of friends from Canada and some of them are posting things on their facebook about the US government shutdown and I would just like to say fuck off to them. Since nothing ever happens in Canada, they're always commenting about problems in other countries. If they were going to post something constructive, I wouldn't have a problem with it, but the comments are all extremely offensive. It's just as bad as US citizens judging other countries and all the people who live there by the government decisions we hear about on the news. If you don't live somewhere and have never even traveled there, shut the fuck up.

Been out of uwec a couple years now, but my linen closet is stocked by towels I stole from laundry while living in the dorms. Also, I never paid for laundry detergent or dryer sheets on campus, I just used everyone else's.

My roommate dressed up everyday and everyday she asks me how I think she looks. I want to scream in her face that she looks dumb as shit. This is college, you're paying out the ass for an education, not to see how many boys you can fuck in a 9 month span. Dumb bitch. Sorry about it.

Thank god for good looking guys in Mcphee in the morning... I probably not get out of bed otherwise.