While everyone is out partying and having a good time, I'm derping around in my dorm room. It's a lonely life.

The world is so small, yet I can't get a girlfriend.. and I am so handsome. why am I still single??? Trust me, I am really hhandsome. I look like Paul Walker..

Did you seriously just take 10 things from the gluten free freezer? They just restocked it, as far as I know, and you literally just took all the chocolate chip cookies and half the brownies... Other people like being able to have desert too you know... Geesh. There goes another week without this stuff

Shout out to the guy who sang Radioactive in Fifth Element at varsity night live tonight. You are so cute!

It should seriously be illegal for all three of the BMB Drum Majors to be so damn sexy.

Im gay and not one person told me there was a "National Coming Out Day" event at Davies. I missed out on everything. I need some friends

I don't love you anymore. You're so disappointing.

Shout out to the guy on the first floor of Sutherland jammin to We Cant Stop shirtless, i enjoyed the show;)