I almost stayed in on homecoming because my ex boyfriend wanted a sleep over and misses me. But he keeps jumping through hoops to see me because none of his friends kno we have a thing again so most of the time he bails. Time to grow a pair and tell them, because I'm done crying over what we had. All your 70th chances are all burned up, I'm done!

I'm a single girl looking for a cute, easy going guy with good priorities. I don't mind drinking but I think it's stupid to get sloppy drunk on the weekends. It seems impossible to find a guy. Anyone out there?

I now believe that people go to the football games to watch the marching band, didnt believe it until today. How the hell does that happen?

To the hotty in the pink section at biolife, grey sweatpants, black shirt, buzzed black hair and killer smile at 3:50pm.

Yeah. I wanna smoke up and get you naked.

It is my goal in life to fuck my girlfriend on campus...as in first floor Hibbard or in the new Davies, dorms are excluded from my definition of "campus"

Here's to not remembering this weekend

I'm a senior, and I'm not drinking this weekend. And it's been a fan-freakin-tastic weekend so far.
Confession: I have a drink or two sometimes. But I know how to have a good time without it.

Even though I probably won't be getting any this weekend, I still shaved the lovely lady parts.