Monday, 14 October 2013 03:08 PM
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Rachel G. in my writing 116 class, damn girl, you is fine!
Monday, 14 October 2013 03:07 PM
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Specifically told my roommate not to come in because I was having sex and she come in anyways.. Not my fault
Monday, 14 October 2013 02:33 PM
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I dislocated my leg while playing soccer the other day, a nurse runs over to help, now right before she pops it back into place, my testicle fell into the socket and all I can say is that the sound of your own testicle popping is one that you can't forget.
Monday, 14 October 2013 02:30 PM
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To all the lovely bigger girls on campus, let me up in them folds girls, I like to guess which one is the right one. I like slapping them thighs and riding the waves to help me with the thrusting.
Monday, 14 October 2013 02:27 PM
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I have to confess something, I'm in the KKK and all you minorities on campus are really getting on my nerves.
Monday, 14 October 2013 02:25 PM
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Just got done snorting my cats ashes,
#blazeit.
Monday, 14 October 2013 02:25 PM
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Am I the only one who gets turned on by the thought of literally fucking a longboard. The thoughts of getting dick splinters really gets me going.
Monday, 14 October 2013 02:24 PM
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To the girl who made me scrape out her boyfriends semen from her asshole, am I still friendzoned? Or can we get together yet?