Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:12 PM
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So this guy I've been hanging out with lately stopped talking to me because he found out I'm a virgin... Asshole?
Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:09 PM
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I had my penis sticking out just flopping around at the cafe for about a good 5 minutes... and none of y'alls noticed...
Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:06 PM
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To the people I smile at while walking around campus that turn away after you DEFINITELY saw me smile at you, what is wrong with you? Are you allergic to smiles? I hope you're not allergic to smiles. Because then I really do feel bad for you.
Otherwise, it should.not.kill.you.to.smile.
Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:00 PM
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Livi and Levi are hands down the best RAs EVER.
Thursday, 17 October 2013 12:51 PM
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I caved... I told him last night... crying in the car about some important issues... when I told him, he held me close and kissed me so passionately time slowed and it was just him and me. I honestly feel that he may be the one...
Thursday, 17 October 2013 12:50 PM
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I hate how I get spam mail from the democratic party of Wisconsin. Mike Tate and Chris Taylor just make me hate their political ideology even more.
Thursday, 17 October 2013 12:47 PM
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I <3 big boobs...nuff said.
Thursday, 17 October 2013 12:34 PM
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I took a much needed mental health day today.
skipped my one class, slept in til noon, currently wake-n-baking, about to beat off, and planning to follow it up with a nap.
...now if only I had some good munchies around the place...