Thursday, 17 October 2013 07:17 PM
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I put on the sexiest underwear I could find. Thinking I was hot stuff and did a little dance in the bedroom. My boyfriend looked deep into my eyes, as if staring into my soul, and whispered
"Nice butt floss"
Wat.
Thursday, 17 October 2013 07:10 PM
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I found my true love tonight, her name is Seagram Honey, and the taste of her on my lips make me want to be with her forever.
Thursday, 17 October 2013 06:48 PM
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Okay so...I may or may not have a crush on a freshman. The way he looks at me, the way he smiles. Thing is, I'm a junior. Is that weird? Or does love have no age?
Thursday, 17 October 2013 06:46 PM
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This guy sent me a dick pic and I forwarded it to my friends... :-)
Thursday, 17 October 2013 06:17 PM
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I fell asleep on one of the couches in Davies today. When I woke up, there was a huge pool of drool. Best part is, you'll never know which couch. ha
Thursday, 17 October 2013 06:04 PM
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I do believe that the best way to get over somebody is to get under somebody. Thank god for rebounds.
Thursday, 17 October 2013 05:32 PM
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I'm going to lose my virginity on October 25
Thursday, 17 October 2013 05:31 PM
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A girl in my news feed misspelled her new tattoo. I hope Darwin was right.