You know what I've learned? You can't trust anyone, people are assholes and lead you on and then completely throw you away for something better. I've had enough. If there's anyone nice and worth talking to these days please like this because I would like to actually meet someone who likes me for who I am and not as a short fling until they can screw me over for some bitch. Relationships are so fucking overrated because in the end someone will be screwed over.

So... weird confession but I'm a part time prostitute and I think I just developed a slight crush on one of my new customers. #whoreproblems

Edward Cullen, Lestat, Angel, Eric Northman, and the Salvatore brothers combined have NOTHING on Seth as "Dracula".

Hot. DAMN.

Ive got some narly ass feet. Part of me thinks im half werewolf and another part thinks my mom always bought me the wrong size shoes growing up. Either way, my feet frighten small children.

I have a big dilemma. There are two guys I like and they are two almost completely different people.I started seeing one guys first. They both have qualities I like but one is more sensitive and caring or at least he shows it more. I am so stuck and I have no idea what to do. When I am with one I feel so guilty because I never get to see the one guy. I have no idea what to do! I'm stuck!

I should confess to non believers... if you don't think getting superpowers is possible... you should join the UWEC Hwa Rang Do/Tae Soo Do club.

To the obvious freshmen who were fucking around at 310 1/2 water Friday night and stole all that shit: we know your names and what you look like. See you around.

Just a bit of info to all the UWEC girls, THE GUYS HERE ARE HEARTLESS AND JUST WANNA USE YOU! Dont let your heart get broken repeatedly like mine did.