I have so much anxiety right now! I am involved in two very time consuming clubs and one is very demanding. Plus I have classes with very time consuming homework over that. I just wanna drop the one club but I feel like my friends will be mad at me and I will be letting the club down. I dont want to lose the friends that I have made either. I just... don't know what to do....

So I'm just peacefully trying to masturbate in the bathroom and this dude comes into the stall next to me and has explosive diarrhea. How am I supposed to concentrate when this guy's ass is on fire?! Definitely moving to the shower next time.

I love how you can tell Minnesota girls from Wisconsin girls when winter comes around. Minnesota girls dress in cute winter outfits while Wisconsin girls dress in Camo and dress down. Not saying either is good or bad, it's just funny.

I have my stats midterm tomorrow.
It's my first time opening the book...

I cannot wait to get a new BlackBerry.

Real mature of you... haha What a bitch! Stole my parking spot!

I write fake confessions to either open ignorant asshole's eyes or watch everyone freak out in the comments.

My friend is a chronic rapist and I'm not sure if I should report her or not. I found a bottle of rohypnol in her bathroom and alot of bondage stuff.. what should I do I thought she was a really nice person and didn't expect this from her.