We're in college. Can we stop writing out everything in hashtags?

I am a girl who likes to party pretty much every Thursday, Friday and Saturday. And guess what? I have A's in all of my classes. So to all of the people who think they are smarter or better than everyone else because they don't party, please re-evaluate your life and you can suck my D.

To all the gents out there, please don't ever ask how your penis size ranks in comparison to other penis' I've seen/ been with. If we want you to know you'll know but I really don't want to have to lie to you. Just be confident on what you got.

It's really atypical for someone like me to love blogging, but I really love blogging.

To the tall, lean, sexy, brunette, manly cross country runner, I see you LITERALLY everywhere and you're sexy as all hell...just thought you should know ;)

I used to lead guys on knowing we would never have a future together and would never let them call me their girlfriend because I thought if I did that it would hurt them less when I had to break things off. I spent time with them because I hated being alone and wanted to feel like someone cared. I'm only 19, I still don't quite know what I look for in a guy, but I know what I don't want. All I know is that I'm over the lonely girl I used to be. I'm independent and ready to wait for a guy I can see myself with forever. I want a guy to have feings for me like in the song It Goes Like This, by Thomas Rhett <3

I'm sick of being controlled by my mother. She forced me to live at home for college, and it added more stress to my life. I have to deal with her relationship problems with her boyfriend and my sister. If I mention moving out, I'm yelled at for it, while getting guilted into staying home. She says I need to learn to be independent, but how am I supposed to when she holds me back?

Wanna lose the freshman 15 instead of gain it? Well walk the hill instead of taking the fucking bus you lazy piles.
(This post excludes those of disabilities, asthma and other UNDERSTANDABLE reasons)