Writing 116 will be the death of me.

I'm just not as attracted to my boyfriend as I once was... he's still the love of my life, but does anyone have any advice for getting in the mood once the spark has faded?

To the guy with the light brown curly hair, leather letter jacket, and green backpack in the caf at about 6:30 tonight (10/23): I don't know who you are but keep doing what you're doing

To the "daddy's money" response poster to "fuck you" post: FUCK YOU, again. You do not have it harder just because you work more. Just because a person doesn't work doesn't mean they have it ANY easier than you do. You need to get it through your pretty little mind that that individual with the deceased mother was NOT just standing up for people with legacies from their parents. He/she was saying that EVERYONE has their own story, and just because someone has their college paid for, isn't in as many extracurriculars as you are, and isn't in all the classes you are does not mean that they don't have completely different problems and situations than you do. Just stop trying to prove to people that your issues are more important than someone elses. Everyone has their own shit going on and you need to try to realize that...like now. Or at least before you graduate. Or else, all hope is lost for you. Stop being an ignorant asshole and appreciate your life for what it is, and let other people appreciate theirs! Thanks:)

I went to see Dracula tonight. Just letting you all know, you should go. Not only for the plot, but to stare at Dracula's ass. Oh lawdy, I would fuck him into next week.

Bro Tip #1: Hold the door open for women, pull their seat out, and walk them home. These three simple methods of chivalry will help you in the long run men, I promise.

Why do people like Dr. Who so much? Seriously! It's a shit ass show!

To the person who wrote about me getting drunk the first time and I danced to you and your friend: remember when you got me to get on my knees, spanked my ass, and got a hold of phone and took two snapchats (my older brother saw them)? On top of that, you wanted me to go back to my dorm, wake my roommate at 4 in the morning, so we could get the beds ready for you and your friend. We waited for one whole hour, and you didn't show up. We got stood up, and we thought we wouldn't be virgins anymore once the sun came up.