Hey, you're never in the room, but on the one day I don't have an 8am there you are, bright and fucking early with your girlfriend plus every single light on, talking shit about me because you thought I was sleeping. Seriously? But the best part is, you fucks are still goin at it right now at 10:08am. That is well over two hours of being immature, gossiping, highschool losers.

To the girl that works in Schofield 226, 10/23 you are absolutely beautiful! I just need another reason to go there...

I'm also a sophomore in college and I'm also a virgin. Honestly I'm happy that I am and I wanna wait for the right guy :)

In our roommate agreement we agreed to not do everything your doing!!! Those were not suggestions. Please take out the trash when it's your turn, it's making our room smell. Please don't bring your friends over when I'm sleeping/studying. And please stop being so damn egocentric! Think about the other person your living with!!!! I do it for you. Damn... Rant over. Sorry had to get it out somewhere.

I will not lose my V-Card until I am married.

Guys that can sing are a major turn on.

Katy Perry's new album is awesome. I'm a guy. Go ahead and judge.

If you kiss me on the forehead, I am yours. I love it. It makes me melt. <3