I hate it more than anything when people shuffle their feet when they walk. It's the worst sound in the world!

I love being spanked and having my hair pulled.

I, for one, would take great pleasure in watching this whole city go up in flames, starting with Water Street.

omg that guy wearing a snowboarding jacket that was black and red talking to the cook at the mongolian grill at davies is a hunk. mmmmmmmm

Yes...yes I do confess, my soc 202 class does talk for the entirety of our class period about strip clubs and firming the floppy penis...

It's annoying that people fight through this page. It's just a confessions page, chill the fuck out.

this may sound vain or like a generalization but hear me out:
So I consider myself to be a pretty attractive woman and when I look for a man, I'm physically attracted to the "more than average" looking men. but unfortunately, it seems like they all know they're hot shit and because of that they seem to be one of the following:
a) stuck up
b) they play multiple girls at once
c) don't take relationships seriously
d) all of the above.

It really bothers me when people walk on the grass on campus. There are so many sidewalks going every direction! Campus was so ugly without grass last year and it has finally grown in! Appreciate it, don't walk on it! (yeah, I know this sounds super anal)