annnd i definitely have always liked my best friend, but of course i cant tell her cause ill never know if she likes me or not and i dont want to ruin anything so thats awesome

Ever been sitting there by yourself in public & see people staring & wonder if they can read your mind.... like, holy paranoia.

All these people complaining about the concerns of other people. . . i.e. their weight, their style, their fucking shoes for Christs sake: Shut, the fuck, up. You are the epitome of an arrogant idiot, as shallow as a bloody bird bath. Imagine two poor African children sitting in the wild African bush, arguing with each other because one has a better pair of leather shoes than the other. Or maybe it's an argument because one family's water buffalo is bigger than another family's water buffalo. SOUNDS FUCKING STUPID, DOESN'T IT? Imagine how you sound.

I eat candy corn until my teeth hurt and throat burns. I love the agony. #candycornwhore

I have a fetish for poop if you also like poop like this status and Ill message you ;)

You guys, for real though, see Dracula. The prison guard is too attractive (Ryan is his name, I think). And it's really just a really great show. So go!

Today i was walking past Haas down water street on my way home around 12:30, you were in leggings and a beanie walking with your friend. I was in black skinny jeans dress shoes and a black peacoat we made eye contact I should've just told you, you look gorgeous.

I seriously wanna punch a good chunk of guys in my math 109 class because of how they treat the women in there! Seriously, grow up people!