So I heard about this special interest group on campus called the "Freedom Smokers" I guess they are fighting for cigarette smoker's rights... What the fuck? Now everyone is going to die of Second hand smoke, and baby seals are going to die in the arctic because of all the cigarette smoke pollution. Also the VP of the Freedom Smoker group or whatever is super hot, I would take a whack at his genitals.

I just want to meet a girl that I can chill with, go on late night walks with to just walk and talk, and be in total peace. To watch movies with, eat with, study with, just plain chill with. Hell sure, time from time it would be great to drink with her too. I just want somebody to make my world and make them as happy as I possibly can, because their happiness would mean everything to me in the world.

The only problem? I'm shy. And I can't find her.

I flicked my bean in the Anytime Fitness tanning bed today you know, just gettin two things done at once. It was great. Don't worry you whiners I cleaned up my "mess" and even sanitized after because I am a fuckin lady like that.

I sleep with my covers over my head and I always let out a huge fart, forgetting to take my head out from under the covers...

Its like the only girls want cant fit me in their life or a going through a time where they dont need me. Its so depressing cause i these girls are great they just are in a weird time in their lives and its really taking a toll on me. Why can ti just like a stable person?

Ugh I'm a stoner girl and I need stoner friends. I feel like people do not smoke very much here!

For all the girls who think are struggling with your body image-please watch this. You cannot be defined by a size because a size can't begin to measure what a wonderful, unique and perfect human being you are. Don't let the world tell you any differently. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-z9XuuyLEY

I just want somebody to love that's not my dog or family.