Would it be weird if I try to take a bouncer home from Shenanns? My friends and I have wanted to since the semester started

I wish there was an epiphany toilet on campus. Everyone should sit on it once.

to the girls on 3rd floor of murray last night... you're annoying as hell and I want to punch you in the throat.

So it turns out I have a thing for Mexican guys, not all of them but I'd take a sexy Mexican guy over a sexy white, black, Asian ect. guy anyday. And here I was dating white guys this whole time. #college #learningaboutyourself

I flicked my bean in the Anytime Fitness tanning bed earlier today you know..just gettin two things done at once. Don't worry you whiners I cleaned up my "mess" and sanitized the bed because I am a fucking lady like that. It was a good time.

I love these confessions, but we need more lesbians talking about they do in the dorms. Come on lesbos start confessing.

Are there any sluts that are proud to be sluts I know I am I can have sex at will why is that bad?

I rarely have feelings for anyone, like I'm literally not attracted to looks like ever even people my friends consider to be attractive celebrities, sometimes I don't think I'm straight, gay, or bi. Is this a mental disorder like wtf, I still like people I just am not attracted to them