I mean, I just want to kiss you like you would not believe.

Holy shit I'm drunk

The UAC does a great job bringing entertainment to campus. I just really hope/wish/pray they try to book Bo Burnham! I mean he's been to Stout, Oshkosh, Madison, Milwaukee, Green Bay, and Platteville, but never here. If I could see his show it would be the highlight of my college years!

Is it weird that a big thing i judge a girls appearance on is her lips. Like i saw this girl with an above average body and a pretty cute face but something about her lips made her just seem ugly to me. Eh, whatevs.

I'm irrationally obsessed with a girl named Morgan that I hardly know. All i know is she's absolutely gorgeous, her face is so unique i love it. She's awesome and funny from what i've seen in class. She's my favorite person even though i know i shouldn't like her as much as I do. I blame the fact that i don't have friends the same way i did back home. Anyways, Morgan, you rock.

Just because one person’s problem is less traumatic than another’s, doesn't mean they’re required to hurt less.

Sitting here with some great friends playing The Boondock Saints drinking game! Life is good!

For once in my life I would like to be the one that the girl will grab onto when the movie gets scary instead of the lonely guy all alone in the corner of the room...