So i made out with a girl for the first time tonight and it didnt go as well as i thought it would have. we were making out and she moved my hand to finger her and the vagina feels nothing like i was told. it was long and hard and had this weird sack of skin underneath it. Maybe thats a sign im not ready for a girlfriend just yet.

I have trust issues with brownies and other people...

Everyone sees me as a super skinny wimp; yes I'm thin, but they only think I'm a wimp 'cause they've never seen under the shirt :P only one person has, only one person will. You know who you are ;)

Not a confession but is it just me or are some of these confessions kinda sad showing how immature some of you assholes in the dorms are jizzing all over your roommates stuff and sick shit like that, grow up and show some respect... Ever think they don't like you either and are just grown up enough to just ignore you?

Kyler and Jordan are such a cute couple!

i NEED penis NOW

I don't play League of Legends. I play Dota 2, and I think it's a way better game. No one seems to even know about it though. Gaming problems.

It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!!