Sorry bro, I jizzed on your shoes.

Blonde girl at the second floor library computers around five (tuesday night) wearing the blue zip down and black yoga pants...you're gorgeous and rather sexy!

I confess that if I didn't think Kendra B had a boyfriend, I'd chat you up so much!

I work out. I eat healthy. I'm still big. I'm cool with it, and if you're going to make fun of me about it then that is obviously your problem, not mine. The guy I am meant to be with is obviously not you, and the guy I am meant to be with will be able to see past his nose, unlike you.

Hollywood, the shoes fit great.

Is there any girls here that have a dick? I wanna hook up with one. Im a guy.

I want my friends Econ Tudor! Bradly is super sexy!

I watch Gossip Girl on Netflix. Mainly so I can admire how gorgeous Serena (Blake Lively) is. I'm a guy.