I want to handcuff Jake O to a bed and have kinky sex with him. Here's the kicker, I want his friend to watch.

To the girl in the line for caramel apples around 4 pm today wearing the pink sweatshirt and the black pants.. Damn, you're beautiful!

You ruined 95% if all my ipod playlists. Every song reminds me of one of our memories or reminds me of the drives to and from your house. They used to bring me joy. Now its pain and heart ache ever since you left me and broke my heart. So thanks douche bag. Not only did you ruin me but you ruined all my favorite music!! Selfish ass hole!

My boyfriend doesn't know that I know he's been talking and flirting with his ex.. She's your ex for a reason, and guess what honey? I'm not stupid, you can't hide things like this from girls, we will find out:) Have fun being fucked over;)

I'm really lonely. My boyfriend of almost 5 years passed away about a year ago:( I don't want to just forget about him, but I want to be happy again. I feel like no one will want me with that kind of baggage though:(

The brown haired beauty working at the front desk of Sutherland today (10/31 around 3 pm) you are so beautiful. I love your smile and how sweet you are. What is you name, I want you.

I just took the best dump of my life.

I really want a relationship like... Who am I kidding, I just want a relationship.