I was the girl grabbing the shirtless firefighters ass and legs Halloween night on Hudson. He's so hot. Wish I could have gotten more.

I received an invitation to join Omicron Delta Kappa, can anyone tell me a little bit more about this group as I am actually kinda interested but I would very much like to know more. thanks!

Sometimes you think a guy is worth your time and your heart but then he turns out to be the exact opposite. I wish a guy would just like me for me and hangout with me I just want someone to call my guy and I can be his girl. But I am about to give up on guys on this campus which is sad cuz I am only a freshman girl. But whatever I mean I am used to being let down by guys it is nothing new.

To the girl in all black with the name Kenzie on the back, and was at the caf during Halloween around 10:00PM. I think your beautiful and have an amazing smile. Ps I commented on your combo of French fries and cookies.

Tomorrow, as in tradition, may Zeus stroke his godly beard thus commencing the annual attempt of mortals to grow their own beard in the shadow of his. Let the Mexican stache stain my upper lip in a unsightly brown, and may my under lip bear the weight of a soul patch so soulful that even the greatest jazz players such as Louis Armstrong would bow before my feet in respect. Oh and I pray that my side burns may migrate down the side of my face and across my chiseled chin engulfing it in a patchy pubic like forest that will provide my pondering with something to stroke as I do simple addition. So my fellow men, throw away those manhood killers that were invented by the Devil himself and take back the pair that for 11 months out of the year most men lose and throw them back into those trousers of yours and walk with an attitude so loud that people will be able to hear for miles. The time is almost upon us, will you be ready? I hope, because as the clock strikes midnight tonight November will be upon us and Zeus with a crack of lightning will yell down from the top of Mount Olympus saying," May the games begin!!!".

Never, ever, ever again will I eat Chipotle before going to yoga again, even if it's $3 because I'm wearing a costume. NEVER AGAIN!

I honestly have no idea whether or not people are dressing up this weekend or if that was just up until Halloween. Help me out here.

I'm tired of porn.