Friday, 01 November 2013 01:39 PM
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Id have to say my favorite part of the day is when I'm smoking a cigarette, Facebook creeping and taking my morning shit. Life doesn't get much better!
Friday, 01 November 2013 01:13 PM
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I want to have an affair really bad. Not because I'm not in a happy relationship, my girlfriend is awesome. But the thrill of secret forbidden sex is just too good to refuse.
Friday, 01 November 2013 12:43 PM
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Shout out to the sweetheart who opened both doors for me in hibbard today! It made my day!
Friday, 01 November 2013 12:31 PM
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to the asian kid at congress last night, you fucking rock
Friday, 01 November 2013 12:17 PM
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I have a huge crush on Sebastian A...
Friday, 01 November 2013 12:08 PM
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I'm all Halloweened out. Did the costume thing last weekend and last night, but it's November and I'm done. No more dressing up for me this weekend.
Friday, 01 November 2013 12:06 PM
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Dunk snapchats are the worst. At least with drunk texting you can see in the morning if you made an ass of yourself or not.
Friday, 01 November 2013 11:46 AM
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I'm a little over weight... but fuck it! I'm getting my belly button pierced!