I really don't know why everyone is bitching about the laundry rooms. Like if they aren't there to take their laundry out, put it on top of the machine or over on the table. It's not a hard concept to grasp. Holy hell.

I'm a sarcastic asshole and I crack myself up.

last night i decided to jerk off while in a very inebriated state of mind, but i passed out with my dick in my hand

Here's the deal. Not everyone is gonna fucking take care of you when you're drunk. To top it off you're a bad drunk. Every single time you end up crying when you drink. Especially when it's supposed to be a special occasion where people drink cause they're happy, don't drink if you know you're gonna end up drunk crying every single time. People are starting to get real tired of your shit. Either change that or just don't drink at all. Peace out.

I find guys hotter if they have torn an acl or have had another sports injury.

Today I lied to the only friend I've made so far saying I couldn't hang out because I already had plans with "other friends" just so she would think I actually do have other friends. Lmao I need friends!

Thank you to whoever found my phone at towers last night and returned it to the front desk! There are such nice people here. I couldn't be more grateful! Thank you so much (:

to the guys on Friday who were blaring Christmas music out of their window in Horan and saying Merry Christmas to everyone as they walked by, you made my day! Loved the fact that it was a day after Halloween too! Way to get in the spirit ;)